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Poll Numbers Just Look Like Absolute Crap Right Now For Democrats

Is it possible for Democrats to win any seat in Congress at midterm time? No, no it is not.

That’s the overblown response, though, to the latest generic ballot voting. In just the past few weeks, Republicans have gone from trailing to leading by a record margin, according to Gallup.

So what have Republicans done in these summer doldrums, a time when nothing is going on and nobody is supposed to be paying attention? Well [...]

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Even John Bolton Won’t Rule Out A Presidential Run

You remember John Bolton, surely? He couldn’t get his nomination approved to be George W. Bush’s U.N. ambassador? He worked in a hole and liked to yell at his staff? Yeah, that guy. Well, that guy, that guy, apparently thinks he can run for president. “[I]t is a very great honor that anybody would even [...]

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It’s Cold…But…Really?

So we know Minnesota is not exactly the bustling metropolis of the Midwest.  And we know there’s, oh, about one solid week of good weather there each year.  But, really?  Is there such a drought of things to do in that state that politicos have NOTHING to do but create political action committees? Now, don’t [...]

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Florida’s Voters Say, Uh, That’s Helpful…

Leave it to politicos in the great state of Florida to take yet another decisive, principled stand on important issues.  Yes, the state that brought us the great presidential recount o’ 2000 and, most recently, a governor who switched political parties mid-term and mid-race to save his career is baaaaack. It’s a big election year [...]

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Alvin Greene Knows Your Secrets

Alvin Greene is saving America’s precious secrets one at a time. How, you ask? Mostly by getting discharged from the military so that he no longer has access to military secrets that he can not be trusted to keep due to his massive, crippling incompetence. While the “decent person” Green apparently earned the high praise [...]

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Race, What Race?

Ah, doesn’t it feel great, America, to see just how far we’ve come since those days of sit-ins and that silly racial politics nonsense?  First, in 2006, our friends down south in Tennessee elected a white guy whose own party ran last-minute campaign ads showing a scantily-clad white woman telling his black opponent to “call [...]

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