Alvin Greene is saving America’s precious secrets one at a time. How, you ask?
Mostly by getting discharged from the military so that he no longer has access to military secrets that he can not be trusted to keep due to his massive, crippling incompetence.
While the “decent person” Green apparently earned the high praise that he is “usually capable of handling mundane tasks with supervision” as long as he had a “daily to-do list” written for him, he unfortunately had the tiny problem of being a “threat to others because of his inability to grasp the basics of military training.”
I doubt this will be a problem if Greene wins a Senate seat. He should be fine as long as no one lets him get too close to the scissors.
ALVIN GREENE ’12.
