Big F-ing Deal

Vice President Joe Biden uttered perhaps what will go down as the phrase of the year when he dropped the f-bomb on live television during the White House signing ceremony for the health care reform bill.

With “Big Fucking Deal” the cool thing to say, the Web site Café Press (which provides a place for users to hawk their self-designed goods) began selling everything from T-shirts to stickers to license plate holders featuring the phrase.

Guess people love an opportunity to use the f-word and still sound informed.

Interested in a big fucking T-shirt? Visit:

http://shop.cafepress.com/biden-fuck?page=1&sort=by_date_desc

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Oscars v. WHCD

Hollywood has the Academy Awards, the star-studded annual glitzy gala that is broadcast to millions of people around the world. Washington has the White House Correspondents Dinner, the glamorous yearly event that is shown on C-Span. And while we admit the WHCD has a long way to go before reaching Oscar-level status, D.C.’s top event of the year still is pretty impressive.

We put the two parties head-to-head to decide which is the better soiree.

A-list Crowd

The Academy Awards always draws top Hollywood stars, from stalwarts like Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks to tabloid draws like Brangelina. The WHCD also brings A-listers (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were on hand in 2009, for example) as well as the biggest celebrity in the world: President Obama.

Edge: WHCD (as long as Obama is in office, that is).

Venue

While the Academy Awards has been held in venues around Los Angeles, it got a permanent home in 2002 at the new, flashy Kodak Theater on Hollywood Boulevard. The WHCD is traditionally held at historic (yet drab) Washington Hilton.

Edge: Oscars.

Entertainment

Typically, the Oscars ceremony lingers on… and on… and the hosts are hit-or-miss. It’s pretty much the same for the WHCD, but hey, at least the dinner isn’t as long. Plus, attendees can drink throughout the evening.

Edge: WHCD.

Fashion

There is perhaps no bigger event to dish on what the stars are wearing than the Oscars (the E! channel gets enough programming from it, that’s for sure). Fashion at the WHCD, however, tends to be on the conservative (read: boring) side.

Edge: Oscars.

After-Parties

Vanity Fair’s annual Oscar post-party is widely considered the No. 1 fiesta of the evening, but it’s not the only A-list after-event: Elton John also hosts a party to raise money for his AIDS charity, and Madonna and Demi Moore have held their own parties in recent years. While Vanity Fair traditionally hosts a WHCD after-party, it can’t match the Oscar event — and the other post-WHCD soirees aren’t particularly A-list, either.

Edge: Oscars.

Winner: Oscars… but the WHCD is earning more cool points each year.

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Don’t mess with Hanretty

Where you find her: On Fox and MSNBC talk shows such as “Hardball” with Chris Matthews and “The O’Reilly Factor.”

Hairdresser and salon of choice: Joi Dreamz in Alexandria,Va. (This is the hairdresser, who legally changed her name, and the salon).

Where are you when you aren’t in DC?: California

Favorite designer: Anyone who can make pants that fit me.

Last vacation: Savannah, Ga.

Greatest indulgence: Stack of decorating magazines and a bottle of wine.

Brand of perfume or cologne: Narciso Rodriguez for Her.

First car: A blue Chevy Chevette. I drove it from Washington state to California at age 17 before totaling it. I totaled it by making a left turn onto one of Sacramento’s busiest intersections. Totally ruined the pink dress I was wearing.

Restaurant most frequented: Shooter McGees in Alexandria, Va., which I’m nominating for diners, drive-ins and dives.

Favorite city in the world: Mendocino, Calif. (great food, great wine, amazing scenery. I fell in love with and married my husband there.)

Favorite musical artist: Currently, it’s Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears, but it changes constantly. Earlier this year it was “Somebody Still Loves you Boris Yeltsin” (yes, that is the band’s name).

Favorite drink: Whatever you’re buying.

Favorite Democrat/Republican: Ex-Rep. James Traficant (forever); Former Rep. Fred Grandy (R-Iowa), who starred as “Gopher” in the 70s TV series, “The Love Boat”).

Least favorite politician: Pelosi – I want to scribble all over her face with pink lipstick.

Book you are reading: How to rule the world: A handbook for the aspiring dictator.

Most inspiring historical figure: Queen Elizabeth I.

World leader you’d most like to punch in the face: Kim Jong Il.

World leader with whom you’d most like to do vodka shots: Former Vice President Dick Cheney.

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Notes From An Ex-Wexler Aide

Mom thinks my boss is hot.

“Is he single?” she asked, when in late 1996 I was hired as an aide to Robert Wexler, newly elected to serve his Florida district in Congress. He was young, Jewish, clearly smart and ambitious – what more could any mother want?

This was wrong on many fronts. Wexler would be my boss. He was also a very married father of two.

Wexler is one of the few members of Congress I have met who does not so much as glance at the many beautiful women working on Capitol Hill with their high heels, short dresses and sleek hair. It’s as if these sirens do not exist for him. My colleagues and I often marveled at his behavior, when so many lawmakers, married or not, were ogling female staffers left and right.

I first met Wexler in Boca Raton, Fla. I was working as a business reporter for The Boca Raton News, a small then-Knight Ridder-owned paper that boasted the “Boca Jump” – meaning no story would jump from one page to another. They were to finish on the page they began.

It was an election year. The paper was short-staffed. We were all assigned to cover local and national races. I was assigned to Florida’s 19th Congressional District. It was a heated race comprised of four primary candidates: Wexler; Ben Graber, a gynecologist; Peter Weinstein and Peter James Tsakanikas. Wexler won the primary and ultimately squared off against Republican Beverly Kennedy. Read the rest of this entry »

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He’s Schock-tastic

Some shun hotness. Think Brad Pitt in that ugly wolf beard homeless look he donned while married to Jennifer Aniston. Others apologize for it. Pantene’s 1980s shampoo ad had model Kelly LeBrock demurring, “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.” Others wear beauty with ambivalence, like an untucked button-down. George Clooney comes to mind.

Congress’s youngest — and hottest – member Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Ill.) falls into none of these categories. Last month the staunch conservative appeared in the fashion pages of GQ. Earlier this year a Huffington Post readers poll rated him hottest freshman in Congress and the year before that, he landed on The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People list. But like most beauties, the single 28-year-old wants to at least mention his brains and not dwell on his rock hard abs (the ones TMZ posted of him lounging poolside in red bathing trunks). After the post, he became something of a Capitol Hill heartthrob with women in congressional offices getting schoolgirl crushes.

“I’m flattered people have said those things about me, but it’s not why I ran for office,” said Schock in a phone interview from his Washington D.C. office with District File. “I’d rather have people think my legislative agenda was hot.”

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While Observers won’t call Schock’s politics “hot”, they’ll agree he’s poised to win Illinois’s 18th District in 2010. “It looks pretty safe,” said Kent Redfield, a political science professor at the University of Illinois at Springfield.

Schock doesn’t appear to be losing beauty rest. Consider this: the district hasn’t elected a Democrat in more than 90 years.

Democratic opponents include: Carl Ray, a financial planner and Gulf War Air Force veteran who looks like Dan Lauria (the father in TV’s “The Wonder Years”) and has had two blog posts since he announced in April; and Deirdre “DK” Hirner, 55, the executive director of the Illinois Environmental Regulatory Group. She does not reside in the district. He has no primary opponent.

Colleen Callahan a folksy, pixie strawberry blond Democrat who ran against Schock in 2008, declared herself a “farm reporter, mom and businesswoman.” She took not-so-subtle stabs at Schock’s youth, saying, “I’m 57 and my opponent is 27. But that isn’t the problem.” The problem, she says, is Schock wants to sell nuclear weapons to Taiwan.

The brown-eyed congressman is not without flaws. She’s referring to what some deem as Schock’s foreign affairs face splat during his official campaign kickoff speech. He said the United States ought to pressure China and Russia by selling Pershing nuclear missiles to Taiwan. “It was rather outside the box,” remarked Bernie Schoenburg., a political columnist with the Peoria Journal Star. “It was a matter of absurdity.” Schock apologized and acknowledged it as “a mistake” and later, something he said “in jest.”

Despite serious challengers, Schock insists he won’t take his race for granted. “I always said overconfidence will kill anyone,” he said. Maybe so, but at 19 he won his first race to the Peoria School Board. At 22, he was elected to the Illinois State Legislature.

Like a lot of suits in Congress he has a bio that paints him as a hard worker from nearly the moment he came out of the womb. Cue the violins. As a small boy, he worked in the strawberry patches of the family farm and helped sell the berries. Later as a teen, he worked in a gravel pit. At 18 he bought his first piece of real estate.

These days, Schock is focused on what most Republicans are – taking back the House and Senate in 2010. The congressman believes he’s to attract a younger demographic to the Republican Party. If his looks and age help, he says, then all the better.

He even exchanged a moment with First Lady Michelle Obama when in August the pair complimented each other on their physiques. “Those are some arms,” he told her in a White House rope line, to which she responded in kind.

In come the wet blankets. Experts warn Schock must ward off being known for his hotness. “The real problem is if you get caught up in as a self image,” said Redfield. “If you let others define you this way and you define yourself this way, at some point it can establish a reputation of gravitas. It’s not that one can’t be a rock star and a serious politician. You certainly can.”

In other words, just don’t think you’re hot shit because you’re a hot shit lawmaker who landed on the glossy pages of GQ.

For the moment, Schock’s looks don’t seem to be going to his head of thick, dark blond locks that he sometimes whips up into a textured gelled coif. “So far he seems to have handled it well by and visiting the district often staying on message,” said Schoenburg. “My perception is that he’s popular, he’s gotten a lot of attention.”

Schock won’t stop the beauty brigade, especially if it gets people clicking on his website to check him and his legislative priorities out. He recently ran down Pennsylvania Avenue during morning rush hour in a black pinstriped Tommy Hilfiger suit for a GQ fall fashion spread. With no modeling experience (save for the sexy bathing suit shot), Schock said the shoot was fun.

“I had a blast,” he admitted. “[GQ Photographer] Ben Watts is a pro. He really knew how to relax me.

“It’s an honor to be in there. A lot of my constituents get that magazine. So what it results in are a lot of people seeing the profile and photos and checking out who this guy is.”

Really. Fashionistas in Peoria, Ill.?

“Peoria isn’t a Chicago, but we’ve got our symphony and ballet and college basketball team and gambling casino,” Schock said, defending the alleged sophistication of his constituency. “They know how to dress, absolutely.”

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Schock says he dressed well even before the GQ shoot. He has clothing by Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, Club Monaco and Brooks Brothers in his closet. “You know, I like variety,” he said. “I like to think that if I’m wearing a suit and tie everyday, at my age I can have a little fun with it.”

Age and a youthful air are integral to his political personality. He knows he wasn’t the first congressman to be labeled “youngest in Congress” – he points to Rep. Adam Putnam (R-Fla.), who, at 33, still gets comparisons to the Ron Howard character, “Opie” from “The Andy Griffith Show”, and says the two are tight. He says GOP members look to him to speak to their school groups.

Schock won’t insult his off-the-wrack-wearing colleagues, or discredit their pedestrian wardrobes.

“Oh, I’m not going to go down that road,” he said, laughing. “I’m sure you know, that they all represent their districts well.”

Schock rides the fence on another GOP beauty: former Alaskan Gov. and Vice Presidential running mate to Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) Sarah Palin.

He counts her neither in nor out for a 2012 White House run.

“I don’t have a favorite,” he said. “I believe the cream will rise to the top. “

And is Palin the cream?

“I’m not judging her yet because it’s a long way off,” he said swiftly. “I don’t think she should be ruled out. I don’t think anybody should suggest she’s the only candidate who can run.”

Life isn’t all GQ photo shoots and schoolgirl crushes for Schock.

Controversy recently swirled after he invited conservative D.C. journalist Fred Barnes, editor of the right-wing magazine, The Weekly Standard, to appear at a closed-to-the-press fundraiser in Springfield, Ill. Schoenburg, the columnist, said Barnes told him he wasn’t endorsing the congressman. “It was questionable in the first place if a Washington D.C. journalist should be attending an event that turned out to be a fundraiser,” Bernie said.

Schock recently stepped up his foreign policy by traveling to Honduras on a Co-del of just four Hill lawmakers that included Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.). The mission was to check that the leader was ousted properly. To go, Schock canceled an appearance at a Cubs game at Wrigley Field. He was to throw out the first ball of the seventh inning.

Schock’s political future within the party isn’t written on the wall, though Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood (R-Ill.), who last occupied the seat, has called him a “rising star.” LaHood was known for contradicting President Bush.

Analysts say Schock must carve his own path and not go overboard on his physical attractiveness.

“At some point if he wants to move up or within the Republican caucus or if he has ambitions for higher statewide office, if he wants people to take him seriously, he needs to build credibility on policy side,” Redmond said. “Building a buzz is fine in getting noticed. The trick then is to put substance behind it.”

Fashion spreads aside, Schock says people in and around Peoria know him well. “When you spend 2 ½ million on a race for Congress, you get a decent name ID,” he said.

Despite an obvious lack of wrinkles, Schock said he’s been alive long enough to know looks aren’t everything.

Oh, but humor us. What famous actresses does he find attractive? Who’s his type?

Before he names names, he prefaces that, “Looks are important, but personalities are more important.”

He picks two: Penelope Cruz and Cindy Crawford. “If you’re going from pure looks, I’m a fan of Penelope Cruz,” he said. “I think she’s attractive. She has a fun personality from what I can tell. I think Cindy Crawford is someone who is beautiful.”

Schock laughs. “She has aged well.”

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When I ask if he considers himself beautiful he laughs and replies, “Well what kind of a question is that?

“I roll with all of it,” he said of the recent media blitz centered on his beauty. “There are worse things they could be saying about me in Washington. The media is one thing you can’t control in this business.”

Schock tweets. But not like some over-tweeting congressional bores. “I’m a tweeter,” he says enthusiastically. But he says he knows when to say when. “Oh, no. I like to say something when I have something to say. I don’t want to tweet just to be tweeting.”

On Facebook he’s a bit of a Friend whore and doesn’t decline anyone as a Facebook Friend. “Yeah, anybody that wants to be, we welcome to the Schock fan page,” he said, adding that his friend count is well into the thousands.

The congressman speaks of marriage but does not seem in a rush.

“To be married to someone in public life requires a considerable amount of sacrifice,” he said. “I have enormous respect for my colleagues’ spouses and children for the sacrifices they make… If and when I were to have a relationship with someone and get married down the road, that is probably the first issue that would have to be addressed, accepted and so on.

“Some may think it’s glamorous,” he says of congressional life. “I’m not foolish enough to [think that].”

Thankfully he doesn’t act annoyed by his own beauty, as though it gets in the way of an otherwise normal existence.

“I didn’t find it quite offensive,” Schock said of TMZ’s red bathing suit picture pinged all over the country. “I’m a human being. I go to pools. I go to beaches. It’s incentive to stay in shape.”

Schock hints he may be slacking on morning workouts as his schedule tightens. The red bathing suit shot, he said, is two years old and something found on MySpace “thanks to TMZ’s crackpot research team.” So the unfortunate possibility exists that Schock’s six-pack has fallen by the wayside.

He admits as much.

“I do my best,” he said of workouts, adding that he “tries” not to miss them. “The work schedule is brutal.”

Sigh.

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Dress It Up

Along with cherry blossoms and hoards of tourists, springtime in Washington is the most exciting time of the year. Highlighted by the White House Correspondents Dinner on May 1, the city will host dozens of gala events over the next several weeks requiring Washingtonians to get all dolled up.

But pulling together a fancy, fashionable and appropriate ensemble can be a bit of a chore — let alone finding time to acquire the several outfits needed during this busy season.  For advice, District File turned to local fashionista Samantha Sault, who runs the fabulous blog “Samantha On Style.”

Sault says while the WHCD and other big events are held in D.C., that doesn’t mean you have to follow D.C. fashion rules (read: drab). “Just because every other woman will be in a strapless, tulip-shaped dress doesn’t mean you should wear one, too — unless you want to de-emphasize your hips or belly, in which case, it’s a great choice,” Sault jokes. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Art of Getting In

With the DC party season already underway and the White House Correspondents’ Dinner quickly approaching on May 1, there is just one thing on everyone’s mind: How do I get in?

For those of us not fortunate enough to score a ticket to an A-list event (or A-list after-party) party crashing has become a time-honored tradition in Washington. We all know it’s possible, considering the heroic exploits of Tareq and Michaele Salahi at the White House state dinner back in November. Not only did they show that anybody can crash any party, they proved that party crashing can lead to some unforeseen perks (the couple will star on the upcoming season of Real Housewives of D.C, after all).

But how difficult is it to pull off?

“I think it really depends on the event,” said Nikki Schwab, who has written about political parties in Washington for the Washington Examiner. “From my understanding, though, people have crashed the White House before. Some people just show up uninvited.”

Schwab recalled a conversation she had with Desiree Rogers shortly after she stepped down as White House Social Secretary. Rogers told her that there would often be extra chairs left out at parties in anticipation for guests who were not on the list.

But this was mostly done as a formality for invited guests who somehow slipped through the cracks. “I don’t think she thought people had the audacity to actually crash a state dinner,” Schwab said.

Schwab has never crashed the White House, but she admits she has crashed others, with her most recent crash being at a rooftop party at the W Hotel. Though Schwab didn’t make the press list in time, she was able to get in because she was with some journalists who actually were on the list.

While party crashing can be successfully achieved with the right connections, considering the coverage that the Salahis were given, it has become much harder these days. In an effort to avoid embarrassment and more “Saturday Night Live” skits, security at DC parties has been heightened.

“Congress freaked out,” Schwab said of the Salahis. “It was a big deal. Can you imagine if it wasn’t these two reality TV wannabes? They could have actually hurt the President.”

In addition to heightened security, Schwab also believes there are less crashers nowadays because no one wants to be seen in the same light as the Salahis. Some might view them as harmless vagrants, others might find them annoying, but hardly anyone sees them as role models.

“I would say that they left a bad taste in everybody’s mouth in Washington,” Schwab said. “It might now be sort of frowned on because people associate it with these people who are kind of seen as posers.”

Still, there’s hope. Follow these tips, aspiring party crashers out there, and you might just get past that annoying guest list and rub shoulders with your favorite politicians:

- Stick to smaller and lesser-known parties, such as charity events. Event promoters probably want the extra bodies, anyway, and will let you in.

- You couldn’t get on the guest list, but try to find someone who did. Hopefully, that person has enough charisma to pull off the ol’ “bringing my stranger friend to a party” move.

- If all else fails, just show up and pretend like you belong. Dress the part, act like you’re supposed to be there, and when they tell you your name’s not on the list, act appalled and throw a fit of entitlement. If you become too much of a hassle, they might just let you in out of pity. (Just try not to get arrested, OK?)

With the use of these methods, you should be able to crash more parties than Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson combined. But we’ll warn you, even if you do pull it off, you still might feel like a loser afterwards.

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5 People We’d Like to Have at Our Table – WHCD edition

 

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner has changed over the years from a simple meal to a celebrity event showcasing the who’s-who of Washington (and Hollywood). Given the nature of the event, we at District File think that the most exciting thing for those invited must be finding out who else is seated at their table. So we decided to compile a list of five people we would want at our dinner table on May 1.

1.  David Axelrod – Not only is he President Obama’s top political adviser, he also has history as a journalist, which should give him some added insight on the night’s events. We’re interested to know what his opinions are on those who receive awards, and more importantly, if he could effectively change the minds of those who disagree. After all, he did a pretty good job with that health care bill.

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2.  Kanye West – Although he’s not a politician, Mr. West has never been shy about sharing his political views, even with those who didn’t care to hear them. As an added bonus, we know that he’d be the first to speak up if he didn’t like the show… and he’d probably put on a performance of his own.

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3.  Sarah Palin – Considering that the dinner provides a perfect mix of politicians and celebrities, why not include someone who is both? Diversity is always key when planning the seating arrangements, so we think it would be interesting to see how Palin interacts with Axelrod and Kanye. Plus, we’re confident that she will provide plenty of jokes after seeing her stand-up debut on Jay Leno.

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4.  Kevin Johnson – The mayor of Sacramento and former Phoenix Suns all-star has ties to DC, considering that he is engaged to the chancellor of DC Public Schools, Michelle Rhee. He could start the conversation by explaining his plan to end the homelessness in Sacramento, and then he could tell us what it was like to dunk on Hakeem Olajuwon.

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5.  Michael Steele – The chairman of the Republican National Committee has come under fire lately after some naughty GOPers spent nearly $2,000 at an S&M strip club and wrote it off as a work expense. The drinks at the correspondents’ dinner should be free, but who will break the news that there won’t be any exotic dancers?

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Rep. Johnson thinks Guam will capsize, seriously.

The question many are pondering is how in God’s good name did someone like Rep. Hank Johnson (D- Georgia) get elected, and why aren’t we all running for Congress since it seems any idiot can make it there??

“My fear is that, uh, the whole island will, uh, become so overly populated that it will TIP OVER and capsize”.  Then there are others who are wondering what the Congressman was smoking before the hearing and where they can get some of that.

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